Tuesday, August 30, 2005 ;
8/30/2005 01:10:00 AM
Hey, I was on the bus today with weijie after IF class. We were busy grading girls that got up to the second deck of the bus, when I felt that I was really being mean with my comments which I shall not go into details. Thus, I decided to say a prayer to ask God for forgiveness and cleanse my sins (Yes, I did go to church before).
Thus it struck me that I haven't said any prayers for about 4 years and that God must have been a very busy guy... Why you might have asked? Well, picture the Bruce Almighty scene where Jim Carrey had to check his mail everyday and there are zillions and zillions of mail to clear for every prayer being made. That includes mine just now. Poor guy right, having to do work like what a data entry clerk would do and get paid peanuts... No wonder, he has to have the twelve apostles to help out.. but guess some of them have decided to quit or retire. (last heard there are only 9 apostles left standing in Melbourne along the Great Ocean Road.)
Haha.. anyway, Weijie reminded me that the MAN has little angels helping him out with his data entry work... well he said LITTLE angels. They are LITTLE angels, you need like 26 angels for each letter and worst of all would be the angels on the "enter" and "delete" button. Must be damn shacked... guess the next on the list would be the "space bar" angel (hmmm... din know angels work in bars as well... I know Lame right)...
Oh ya, we even came up with our analogy of why Bill Gates is one of the richest man in this world. No.. it is not because he is satanic but the pure fact that he has created one of the best creations in the world. Microsoft Works. Without that, imagine the huge library God would have and the letters that he will receive everyday (He will be buried by the number of letter request, choosing the LEtter of the day would most prob pissed him off, even though he is such a nice guy) and also think about the numbers he will have to vet, approve and sign... his hands will ache lor... and by now if there was no Bill Gates, there will be no more apostles left... Our conclusion is that he deserve to be that rich...
Hmmm.. no offence to Christians, but you know you always hear some of them telling you about confessing your sins and you will be forgiven and they tell you that how many times you slide, just as long as you confess, you will be forgiven. well, imagine the scenario where you are in his shoes and you have a bugger that confess to you once a year (like weijie..haha...no offence to you too..=P) and maybe for the first few times you might forgive him, and being a super nice guy you allow him to confess and forgive him for 39 years.. which is like 39 times.. but damn wouldn't you be pissed off by the 40th time 'cuz every single year you would have to reset his SIN bin and there might be millions of them... That would be really 'fun' huh...so conclusion, do not sin that often and maybe limit your confessions to once every few years and do that consistently on the last few years of your life.. you might just get your one way ticket to heaven..dun screw it or it may become a two way ticket...
Haha.. and this reminds me about why the devil and God are always at loggerheads... the issues are that they might be from diverse backgrounds and they are not really that well versed in conflict resolution techniques such as putting others first.. For example, if everybody goes to heaven, God would be damn busy with admin and devil would be damn slack with nothing to do lor... thus most people that don't believe in God would have to go to hell, giving the devil some admin to settle lor. This most probably pissed the devil off, i mean who wouldn't? data entry is really 'sai kang' lor.. thus the feud starts. However, this could actually be prevented if they have tried negotiation and hire more help or go through mdeiation or arbitration but it seems they are the 2 biggest guys in their realm and there are no people who are qualified enough to mediate or arbitrate.. so really really bo bian...it will be never ending.
Guess there are some more things that we crap out but I just can't remember and we could have come up with more, if I hadn't need to get off the bus.. well, till next time and hope I hadn't offend anyone with this entry.... Cheers.
P/S: Hey 2 big bosses, hope you dun mind what i wrote ya..
J'amore mon cherie
